Let's get real for a second ... am I the only one who's completely, totally, 100% tired of hearing the tabloids talk about the honorable Angelina Jolie?
Angelina got a double mastectomy because she had the gene for breast cancer or whatever ... how inspirational.
said in my best Regina George voice, obviously.
Yeah, she got a double mastectomy but she also has enough money to have the finest doctors in the entire world and get new boobies that are probably even prettier than the first.
but how wonderful you are, Angelina, really.
And yeah, she got a double mastectomy to protect herself from breast cancer and therefore live a longer life for her five hundred children but she also has a staff of nannies to help take care of them - I'm sure of it.
but you're such a selfless person, Angie, truly.
And most importantly, most hugely, have we forgotten that she's a husband stealer? Have we forgotten about the Barbie and Ken that were Jen and Brad before Angelina stepped in, in all her Mrs. Smith glory & stole Brad right out from under Jen?
HAVE WE FORGOTTEN THAT SHE MADE OUT WITH HER BROTHER?
Just in case we had forgotten, I'm here to remind us all, ain't nothin' special or honorable or selfless about bein' a husband stealer who makes out with your brother.