Thursday, May 30, 2013

The HONORABLE Angelina Jolie

Let's get real for a second ... am I the only one who's completely, totally, 100% tired of hearing the tabloids talk about the honorable Angelina Jolie?


Angelina got a double mastectomy because she had the gene for breast cancer or whatever ... how inspirational. 

said in my best Regina George voice, obviously.

BOLOGNA. 

Yeah, she got a double mastectomy but she also has enough money to have the finest doctors in the entire world and get new boobies that are probably even prettier than the first. 

but how wonderful you are, Angelina, really.

And yeah, she got a double mastectomy to protect herself from breast cancer and therefore live a longer  life for her five hundred children but she also has a staff of nannies to help take care of them - I'm sure of it.

but you're such a selfless person, Angie, truly.

And most importantly, most hugely, have we forgotten that she's a husband stealer? Have we forgotten about the Barbie and Ken that were Jen and Brad before Angelina stepped in, in all her Mrs. Smith glory & stole Brad right out from under Jen?


HAVE WE FORGOTTEN THAT SHE MADE OUT WITH HER BROTHER?


Just in case we had forgotten, I'm here to remind us all, ain't nothin' special or honorable or selfless about bein' a husband stealer who makes out with your brother.

End rant.
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6 comments:

.hannah. said...

ok don't hate me. But despite her wealth or status, I think anyone who undergoes treatment for breast cancer and survives deserves honorable mention. Just because she may have nannies to help does not make her any less selfless...she not only adopted 3 of her children but she has devoted a lot of time and money to orphans all around the world. And you cannot "steal" someone's spouse...he went willingly and while I don't ever support infidelity, I would venture to say that there were issues in the marriage before she came along. I am not an Angelina fan at all, I just think she's not all bad.

Anonymous said...



To Hannah:

You clearly are an Angelina fan or maybe one of her press office staff?

She does not have breast cancer and never has had therefore she is not comparable to women who do undergo actual cancer treatments and reconstruction surgery.

She has chosen to have multiple plastic surgeries over the years, including breast implants therefore does not have the same fear of surgeries as women who haven't engaged in unnecessary multiple cosmetic surgeries.

She bought all three adopted children in shady circumstances and at least 2, and probably Maddox as well, are not orphans. She had to adopt from overseas because no US institution would have given a drug using, mentally unstable, pathological liar and vagabond the care of US children. Have you considered that maybe the reason she moves around so much and never stays in the US for very long is so that US social services don't get chance to investigate her... ever.

There is absolutely nothing selfless about Miss A J Voight. All fauxmanitarian activities have another self serving end.

When you take something from another person without their consent you are stealing. Miss A J Voight then also lied about her adulterous affair with Mr Pitt and was behind planted stories in the press that Mrs Pitt did not wish to have children and that was why Mr Pitt walked out on their marriage.

I see you make no comment on the brother kissing and inappropriate touching that has been captured on film.

I heartily disagree with your analysis that Miss A J Voight is 'not all bad' She is nasty to the core.


Anonymous said...

Wow. I have been reading your blog for a while and I won't be any longer after this post. You sound nasty and judgmental, and like someone who has never been affected by breast cancer. Live and let live. Don't read the tabloids if it bothers you so much. The fact that someone so famous had the courage to do this and then go public with the story will inspire other women to get tested and make choices to protect themselves.

Anonymous said...

Choosing to be anonymous and just say: I agree. It's your corner of the internet, so you can say anything, but given that you leave comments open, you should probably expect some hate. I'm not a fan myself, don't really care that she had the surgery, and don't care to hear about it, so I skip it. Not that hard.

Anonymous said...

Well definitely you have a compass that not will always make you popular. I have to agree with you. As a person that has worked with BPD(Border Line Personality Disorder and its NPD, it seems that some of her traits inclined with this diagnostic. It could be an amalgam of reasons and yet not excuses. There are excuses for some people to explained why they are being a manipulative parent, abusive and show me off. You wanted children and now you have to hide and run for what you so desired. So you can leave even when you have the best doctors to evade that outcome. Your kids have become your status, your carta blanca and your way to gather sympathy about the so called victimhood that was created. Real healing is the only answer. I can see what you see.

Anonymous said...

Well definitely you have a compass that not will always make you popular. I have to agree with you. As a person that has worked with BPD(Border Line Personality Disorder and its NPD, it seems that some of her traits inclined with this diagnostic. It could be an amalgam of reasons and yet not excuses. There are excuses for some people to explained why they are being a manipulative parent, abusive and show me off. You wanted children and now you have to hide and run for what you so desired. So you can leave even when you have the best doctors to evade that outcome. Your kids have become your status, your carta blanca and your way to gather sympathy about the so called victimhood that was created. Real healing is the only answer. I can see what you see.